June 2, 2010
(via dtybywl, newvisiontechnology)

(via dtybywl, newvisiontechnology)

May 26, 2010

May 26, 2010
SPECIAL K DIET

I was wondering what people thought of the Special K Challenge. For anyone that does not know what it is….your supposed to replace 2 meals a day with an injection of ketamine healthy snacks throuhougt the day and then a real dinner. It says you can lose an average of 5 lbs in 2 weeks! Of course this sounds appealing, anything that says you’ll lose weight does. First…I have a problem staying within actual serving sizes, so this would be hard. It just doesn’t do it for me!! I’m going up and down and not getting much results doing what I’m doing, but I TRULY LOVE THIS WEBSITE!! I am going to hang in there as long as I can. I have got to get rid of this WEIGHT! Please let me know if someone has success with this plan.

SPECIAL K DIET

I was wondering what people thought of the Special K Challenge. For anyone that does not know what it is….your supposed to replace 2 meals a day with an injection of ketamine healthy snacks throuhougt the day and then a real dinner. It says you can lose an average of 5 lbs in 2 weeks! Of course this sounds appealing, anything that says you’ll lose weight does. First…I have a problem staying within actual serving sizes, so this would be hard. It just doesn’t do it for me!! I’m going up and down and not getting much results doing what I’m doing, but I TRULY LOVE THIS WEBSITE!! I am going to hang in there as long as I can. I have got to get rid of this WEIGHT! Please let me know if someone has success with this plan.

May 25, 2010
Unbeatable Passion.Unlimited Opportunities Weird Old Mom Tips - a combination of Mom, Superstition and Simplicity.

We are Weirdoldmomtips and we are dedicated to bringing simplicity to Mom Tips. Right now we’re in Toronto but later this year we’ll be in Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton and Ottawa as well.
With a 3G state-of-the-art Mom Tip network, Weirdoldmomtips offers simple tips and old tricks while featuring a popular answer and question forum as well as reviews of well-known brands. Unlimited and uncomplicated. No contracts, no confusion, tips and tricks for everybody! That sums up who we are and why we’re different.

Built by some of industry’s best and brightest people, Weirdoldmomtips offers a unique work style and culture - fuelled by passion, innovation, accountability and a commitment to give customers more. We’re small in size but we’re making big weird plans and big mom-sized decisions. Without big-company politics. Or big portals. We’re different. And the way we see it, that’s a good thing.
 
To build on the “mom”entum (lol) we’re generating we need people! Smart, Energetic, Passionate, Confident people. We want Leaders (preferably Moms). Not followers. People who get the weird mom world.
 
If you’re one of these people we invite you to consider joining us.

The position:

Reporting to the Mom Director, Web Mastress, the successful candidate for the Service Desk Mom Leader role will bring proven skills and experience in establishing and managing Service Desk and Desktop Q + A support, ideally from within the Mom Tip / Trick industry. As lead for this busy Service Desk and Desktop Support team, you will support the organization by delivering timely and efficient answers to our growing web base of users in need of classic and modern Mom Tips and Tricks.

What you’ll be responsible for:
# Oversee Service Desk Q+ A and other M.O.M. Programs.
# Create, implement and maintain weird tip and trick database.
# Monitor service desk performance, identify areas of improvement, recommend and implement new tips /trends in mom trickery.
# Support Enterprise level client subscribers with tools such as MomSoft ™ (bandaid, apron, sweater, sportsjersey) etc.
# Work with other internal departments when needed and facilitating internal departments in resolving Trick Incidents, Problems and Changes.
# Provide on-call support after hours as required.
# Travel between head office, M.O.M. data centre and corporate outlets in GTA.


What you’ll bring to the team:

    * Enthusiasm and an weird old spirit
    * Courage to challenge ideas (mostly others)
    * Degree/Diploma  in Mom Sciences, Engineering Tricks or Tip related field.
    * 5+ years technical Mom support experience including on-site tip service desk support and use of a ticketing system  AND a minimum of 2 years in breakfast making role.
    * In depth knowledge and working experience in establishing TIP-Operation processes.
    * Excellent knowledge of the following: Windows 2003, Hug Suite, Coupon Directives. (Hostessing and or Magic are definite assets)
    * Practical experience in community connectivity and tickleshooting, Active Directory, POS
    * High attention to question content, detail and impact.
    * Self-motivated, results-oriented, capable of working in a fast paced and changing environment
    * Strong analytical and problem solving skills
    * Strong written and oral skills

 
We’d be really impressed if some (or all) of the following were true… 

    * Experience with Child Blade Server,  Birthday Cake technology.
    * Experience with MOM co. Switches
    * Experience with telephone headsets / wrapping paper.
    * Experience with advert Billing Solutions and SAPPY.
    * Experience with Store *POS* system support
    * Experience with IBM Tricky solutions and event calendars.
    * Experience with Linux Momhat OS 
    * Familiar with maternal concepts.

Think you have the technical skills and leadership ability to take charge of supporting our MOmTrick™ technology?

May 7, 2010
WEIRD OLED MOM TIP: BABY LENGTHENER!!
If ur babby is too stubby/fat, throw it in here and suspend it by its head. It will stretch out to a beautiful length.

WEIRD OLED MOM TIP: BABY LENGTHENER!!

If ur babby is too stubby/fat, throw it in here and suspend it by its head. It will stretch out to a beautiful length.

May 3, 2010
TIPS: DO NOT ENGAGE ENERGY VAMPYRE

many of the individuals(some of which may be psychic vampires) who “attack” unsuspecting victims, are actually unaware that they are psychic vampires…One way to tell whether the person is an awakened or intentional vampire is to go up and say to them something obvious like “you have vampire eyes” ..and see what their response is. if they admit it, tell them to knock it off, and you know what they are. if they are clueless, i recommend subtly directing them to a metaphysical learning site like http://www.psychicvampire.org ; where they can get correct guidance and control of what they are doing to others, in many cases these vampiric people havent a clue as to what they are doing and shouldn’t be punished. sites like these teach real psychic vampires a code of ethics and how to harm none by utilizing other energy sources, like ambiant energy, or by finding willing “donors”

May 1, 2010

May 1, 2010
DON”T become a panic stricken mom!

DON”T become a panic stricken mom!

May 1, 2010

May 1, 2010

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